Wednesday, April 3, 2013

It's Just Not Natural...


I knew I was in trouble from the warm up. I mean, I had just been spanked the night before. That warm up seriously hurt! I glanced back to his weapon implement choice for the evening. The big wooden paddle. He means business. Oh dear.

He begins. I begin to squirm from the first swat. Apparently I was still tender from the hairbrush the night before...

Be still or I will add more . . . 

Seriously?!? I AM TRYING!!!

The man is spanking me with a huge wooden paddle and I am expected to be STILL?!? Not likely.

Not blocking him. I get.
Not flipping over. I get.
Not getting up. I get.

but STILL???

HOW?!?!? Seriously, how does one stay still for this????

Ok ok. So in all fairness he says some movement is expected. Apparently we have different definitions of "some." <yeah I totally just rolled my eyes>

It's my bodies fault...you know, fight or flight??? Either response requires movement.

It's like be still so I can eat you!



Just.Not.Natural.

SC sees fight or flight as nonsubmission. I see it as a natural reaction to an unnatural experience! Isn't the fact that I am lying over the bed at all enough proof of my submission?!?

In the end I got 2 extras.

I really need to dispose of that paddle...


10 comments:

  1. I agree... staying still is just not natural!

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    1. Glad to know I'm not alone! Lol

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  2. We recently had this same issue, if anyone knows how to overcome it, please let me know ;)

    Callie

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    1. I am all ears! Epically difficult! Lol

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  3. Holding still is definitely not an easy thing to manage lol

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  4. Tough to stay still!!! No joke!
    Lol

    M.

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  5. Lol staying still is NOT easy, and of course they usually seem to just expect it. Silly men. :p

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    1. They do seem to expect it don't they? Pure silliness! Lol

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